How do I tell my parents I masturbate without making them mad?

My family and I are malaysian. Are there any specific relional reasons for malaysian peopel not masturbate? I am just afraid of making my parents mad :C





or better yet should i just not tell my parents and do it in private? =3





thanks for answering and serious answers please. ^___^How do I tell my parents I masturbate without making them mad?
I don't know about Malaysia, but in the rest of the world we generally don't discuss our masterbatory habits with our parents, or anyone else for that matter. It is a totally normal, private thing which requires no discussion amongst friends, family members, pets or the general media.





so yes, don't tell your parents or anyone else; just be discreet and enjoy yourself.How do I tell my parents I masturbate without making them mad?
Why would you worry about making your parents upset? Masturbation is a normal and healthy thing. Your parents know this, I am sure. It is only natural. And there is nothing wrong with doing it every now and then unless it becomes a serious issue... You being Malaysian should have nothing to do concerning this top. What you do should be your business and no one else's. Your parents telling you not to masturbate is like saying they cannot have sex!
Have you ever heard the saying that only fools and children tell the truth.





You don't need to reveal all your secrets and private issues to your parents or anyone else for that matter. Keeping a few things to yourself may be much smarter than telling all. You don't have to share everything with other people.
You shouldn't tell anyone especially your parents. . . that's your business and that should be private!
This is definitely a private subject.


Its simple: your parents do not need to know every detail of your life.
No need to tell anyone. Most people do it. It's normal. Your parents might even do it...
Why on earth would you tell them? That's your private business. And there's nothing wrong with it anyway.
Dont tell them... There's no need to is there?